My delusion spreads to infinity, in a crouch and ready to go! and get’em
I’m a jitterbug party of one, the guiding star of my life is always “I wanchu!”

In a flash and SPARK! That feeling explodes
My mind tells my heart, “Not yet, not yet!”
Jealousy candy does not taste good
Giving up was always the easiest path

Under friendly fire in this game of love, say bye-bye to this gloom and doom
Sentimental? Doesn’t matter! Eyes meet, and bam! Sucker punched to the max with love

This love zip zap zooms and the chu chu chu’s just won’t stop
Aiming my Volt Tackle to the middle of your heart
It’s not very effective… Why not!? Come on!!
I just can’t help it, cuz I’m reckless

This love is paralyzing, I can’t move, and I’m lovin’ it
My cheeks are burning in the recoil of my Volt Tackle
It’s super effective! But to only me!?
Wait wait, do-over! Let’s do one more battle!

Cuz I wanchu! Yeah, you! I wanchu wanchu more!
Zzzzzzzzzap! Go!

I’m playing the lonely card, yeah, I’m just timid
Pretending to be adamant, it’s just a facade, you know
“Oh so bashful!” you tease me with a smile
But I’m warning you, you’d better be on your guard

Shoo me away, go on, I don’t care
All your shooing can’t harm me, I’m in invincible mode!

This love zip zap zooms and the chu chu chu’s just won’t stop
You give me whiplash when you put on your aversion sash[1]
Don’t counteract my love beams by digging away
Please, please, really look at me

This love zip zap zooms and the chu chu chu’s just won’t stop
Aiming my Volt Tackle to the middle of your heart
It’s not very effective… Why not!? Come on!!
I just can’t help it, cuz I’m reckless

This love is paralyzing, I can’t move, and I’m lovin’ it
My choice is this, to catch you with this Volt Tackle
It’s gonna be super effective! Even on you!
Can’t stop, won’t stop, till I catch you, battle me again!

Cuz I wanchu! Yeah, you! I wanchu wanchu more!
Zzzzzzzzap! Gotcha! You’re mine!